HAPPY JULY FIFTH!!!
IT’S JULY THE FIFTH!!!! HAPPY JULY FIFTH TO ALL MY AMERICAN FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!
FACTS about the USA
- The usa was founded by christopher columbus, an owner of many boats and a mighty hero who brought the virtues of temperance and prudence to the savage natives of the land
- The national colors of America are Red, White, Fuckin’ Blue, and If you don’t like it get back to where you came from
- Many British people colonized America, swarming across its fertile lands and devouring all they fell upon, like insects clearing a carcass of its meat
- no metric system
- The main exports of the USA are Movies where a problem is overcome, Songs in which a dame is heartless, and FPS
- Theyre fuckin crazy
- today you can find americans driving their cars around, talking about politics, engaging in a variety of creative pursuits, or just straight chilling and kicking it with some pals
ADJECTIVES YOU CAN USE TO DESCRIBE AMERICA!!!!
rapturous magnificent brave free wonderful fabulous good ok nice alright turgid arid plentiful barren chilled-out costly recent gaping big fidgety restless murderous creative intelligent funny heuristic conservative principled clean caring globalized magic multicultural visible proximate friendly politically-extant
OVERALL in my book America is OK. theres some bad stuff from there, but theres also some good stuff. Hell, if you’re reading this and youre from america, youre probably some of the good stuff yourself.
Have a chilled out day -g0m